Some of the dumbest, most stupendously stupid and awkward haiku you have likely ever read. But I don’t care. I really do like pears.

D'Anjou pears 2.28.2014pears for you and me
pears, so sweet and juicy and
yummy, so yummy

Hand-picked by me, placed
in a plastic bag, fresh from
a grocery store

D’Anjou? maybe
it’s Anjou? Depends upon
the sign that you read

pears on the counter
pears in my hand, pears in my
belly, so yummy

Pears – Mother Nature’s
haiku in the form of fruit
a poem you can eat


Do you think you could do better? Well so do I. Why don’t you show me how it’s done and post your own haiku about pears. Or some other fruit. Or food. Or anything else that tickles your fancy.

Happy Haikuing!


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