old man’s humor

The Daily Prompt today: Tell us a joke! Knock-knock joke, long story with a unexpected punchline, great zinger — all jokes are welcome!   My first real job was working at a grocery store. I was what they called a "service clerk". Which is a fancy name for the guy that bags groceries and gets…

advice from someone who doesn’t know what he’s talking about: part 1

Any of you with kids have probably met this person. The one with no kids, but they read a book once, or their brother (who lives on the other side of the country) has a kid or two, and they are parenting experts. They will sometimes walk up to complete strangers who have kids and try…