haiku for you: pears

Some of the dumbest, most stupendously stupid and awkward haiku you have likely ever read. But I don't care. I really do like pears. ~ pears for you and me pears, so sweet and juicy and yummy, so yummy Hand-picked by me,┬áplaced in a plastic bag, fresh from a grocery store D'Anjou? maybe it's Anjou?…